Emily: Go head over to Bill's blog and read about our newest addition.
Yes. We now currently own four cars. One, GrandMa Marjorie Rubenstein aka Large Marge the Barge, is about to find a new home. Actually a new home has already found her. We're just waiting on the paper work to get her transfered. We sound like an orphanage for cars or something.
Bill: We've owned 4 cars before. No, wait, this is the first. But at one point we owned 2 houses and three cars at once. That was scary. At least we had a place to park them all. It's a little tight right about now.
Emily: As my dad pointed out last night, we're a four car family. And three out of the four are Fords (say that five times fast... okay I just tried it, not as difficult as it seems).
Bill: Get it? a fourd car family? Hahaa... Is it bad that Bill Ford sends us a personally written Christmas card thanking us for single-handedly saving the company? Maybe he'll let me take over the Lions... I couldn't do worse than anyone else in that job. I think there should be a tax break in this somewhere. Or at least Mike Rowe can come and do a stupid commercial about us. Perhaps the premise could be why two people with no kids just spent a lot of money on a seven passenger vehicle.
Emily:I got a new car (leased, I'll remind you) and Bill got his new car. It is nice. I do like it. And don't worry, I'll be begging to drive it this winter since we cheaped out on my car and I do not have heated seats. But I have the better stereo. But not the 6-disc cd changer. None of this makes sense. At least to me, a female. I know. It all has to do with different packages. Whatever, I'm not in the car business. Not the production end. Apparently we're on the "we own a fleet" end, whatever that means. Hey! Wanna buy a car?
Bill: Get on down to Crazy Vaclav's Place of Cars (That reference is for about 4 people who will know from whence it came), for the best deals! Located on a postage stamp sized lot in the middle of town! You won't believe our selection! You want sports car? We got sports car. You need cop car taxi cab, we got cop car taxi cab. You want frugal city chick car? We got frugal city chick car! You want mommy-mobile? Hey, I got mommy mobile! Unbelievably high prices and terrible service are what makes us unique! We finance no one. Cash only, deadbeat. Crazy Vaclav's of Alger Heights: "If you can't find it here, get off my property!"
